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Quote from: Figleaf on May 29, 2020, 12:01:06 PMDeploy your wife's shoe collection throughout the house, install a second hand turnstile at the front door. Make some signs proclaiming your house the World Shoe Museum. Now claim COVID-19 aid on account of having had to close the museum. Negotiate with tax inspector that, since the museum had to close, you cannot pay taxes, but you are offering the priceless shoe collection as collateral. Use COVID-19 aid to pay off mortgage. Use saved interest to pay off taxes. Offer shoe collection to the Imelda Marcos museum and live happily ever after. The Irish are considered lucky because they own a lot of whisk(e)y to drown their many sorrows. The symbol of their luck is the four-leaved clover, which looks like a harp when you are digesting an important amount of alcohol. Since counting to four is difficult when your sight is unsharp, a three-leaved shamrock will usually do.Any more problems I can help with?Peter